{"id":1145,"date":"2008-03-08T18:55:01","date_gmt":"2008-03-08T18:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/favorite-joke-a\/"},"modified":"2008-03-08T18:55:01","modified_gmt":"2008-03-08T18:55:01","slug":"favorite-joke-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/favorite-joke-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Favorite Joke about my district"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What does &quot;name your large 5A high school in the suburbs&quot; do when there is a fire?<\/p>\n<p>They evaluate the entire building.<\/p>\n<p>What do we do at Dallas ISD?&#160; <\/p>\n<p>Put the fire out.<\/p>\n<p>Seriuosly.&#160; I&#8217;ve helped put a couple of fires out, mostly restroom, one Home Ec.&#160;Last month, we had two fires in the district, and in both cases, we put the fire out and went <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dallasnews.com\/sharedcontent\/dws\/dn\/latestnews\/stories\/011408dnmetfire.1f569790.html\">Fire Damages Lincoln High Camus in Dallas, classes to be held.<\/a>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What does &quot;name your large 5A high school in the suburbs&quot; do when there is a fire? They evaluate the entire building. What do we do at Dallas ISD?&#160; Put the fire out. Seriuosly.&#160; I&#8217;ve helped put a couple of fires out, mostly restroom, one Home Ec.&#160;Last month, we had two fires in the district, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}