{"id":737,"date":"2010-02-11T22:43:41","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T22:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/magic-wands\/"},"modified":"2010-02-11T22:43:41","modified_gmt":"2010-02-11T22:43:41","slug":"magic-wands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/magic-wands\/","title":{"rendered":"Magic Wands?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>@weemooseus asked for a magic wand tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Most people at my school think I have one.&#0160; I don&#39;t, but here&#39;s why.<\/p>\n<p>9 out of 10 computer problems are solved by a reboot.&#0160; Shut the computer down, wait long enough for all capicitors to drain and turn it back one.&#0160; Actually that works 99 times out of 100 if you are running @faronics Deep Freeze.<\/p>\n<p>9 out of 10 printer problems are solved by shutting down the printer, rebooting the computer, and trying again.<\/p>\n<p>Most network problems are solved in similar ways.<\/p>\n<p>The funnest part, is that most of the time, by the time I lock up my toys, get someone to watch my room, and go where the network is working, it&#39;s reset itself.&#0160; Of not, the reboot will solve the problem.<\/p>\n<p>A lady got really upset today because I wouldn&#39;t go down to her room and bring my wand.&#0160; But it takes 10 minutes to leave the room, and I had kids to deal with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@weemooseus asked for a magic wand tonight. Most people at my school think I have one.&#0160; I don&#39;t, but here&#39;s why. 9 out of 10 computer problems are solved by a reboot.&#0160; Shut the computer down, wait long enough for all capicitors to drain and turn it back one.&#0160; Actually that works 99 times out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}