{"id":2581,"date":"2005-08-18T01:57:09","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T01:57:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/drunks\/"},"modified":"2005-08-18T01:57:09","modified_gmt":"2005-08-18T01:57:09","slug":"drunks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/drunks\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was such a good girl, went to bed at 10:30 like I should &#8230; and BANG, I got woke up.<\/p>\n<p>One of our drunks decided to try to take out the telephone pole.  Fortuntely she missed it, and took out her car again.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the fun part of living on a curve on a main street.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was such a good girl, went to bed at 10:30 like I should &#8230; and BANG, I got woke up. One of our drunks decided to try to take out the telephone pole. Fortuntely she missed it, and took out her car again. That&#8217;s the fun part of living on a curve on a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}