{"id":3896,"date":"2003-04-24T13:27:11","date_gmt":"2003-04-24T13:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/ophra-rant\/"},"modified":"2003-04-24T13:27:11","modified_gmt":"2003-04-24T13:27:11","slug":"ophra-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/ophra-rant\/","title":{"rendered":"Ophra Rant&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some day it would be nice to lose enough weight to be on Ophra.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A couple of us watched Oprah together at the gym.<\/p>\n<p>I was appalled that a Porsche was given to the guy who lost 305 pounds.  Yeah, it was nice of who ever sprung for it, but I bet the guy drives it for a few weeks, then has to sell it to pay the income taxes.<\/p>\n<p>He can only take one family member with him at a time, and he sure can&#8217;t take the dog anywhere (okay, if I am not driving to work, I&#8217;m driving to a dog thing.  Being a dog mom requires more driving than being a soccer mom, especially if you like GOOD instructors).  There is no where to put the crate and if it isn&#8217;t safe for a small child to be in a front seat with an air bag, it sure isn&#8217;t for a 24 pound beagle.<\/p>\n<p>I think like I would like a Lincoln Navigator.  One of the my agility classmates drives one.  I told him that I was appalled with the Porsche and rather have that.  I&#8217;d settle for an Aviator and a year or two of gas money.  Even an Explorer.<br \/>\nEither would probably fit in the garage better.<\/p>\n<p>And the lady who got to go to the spa?  Send to Susan Garett in Canada for a week of dog agility camp.  Bet it&#8217;s cheaper and more exercise!<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of dog agility, both Marcie and I were wired tonight, which means while I ran fast, she ran faster and almost did what I wanted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some day it would be nice to lose enough weight to be on Ophra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-the-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kweaver.org\/diabetes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}